Moley Toes

I just popped to the Doctors in my lunch hour, nothing serious, don't gasp in fear or anything. Anyway I wanted some treatment for a toe that's gone a bit manky and when I pulled my sock off my Doc was like 'You have moley toes!' I said that's nothing, cos he was looking at my right foot. I said wait until you see my left one! He was blown away by the strange large triangular mole that is on the side of one of my toes.

That is all.