Humping Duckies

I had quite good fun last night after my DIY spatz at the flat. We went round to some friends of Nick's, Sue & Tommy who have this bungalow they've just finished renovating. It's absolutely beautiful and stunning with lots of oak/bamboo flooring, vaulted ceilings and funky ambient lighting. Lovely. Anyway they also have a field with a big quarry with a pond at the bottom that's full of the most massive koi fish (Alex I thought of you!) and we fed them and they went crazy for the fish food. It was a big splashy frenzy and honestly some of them were the length of my arm! I would be scared to swim in that pond, they looked as if they could take a human.

On the way to their house we took a wrong turn and while doing a U turn we spotted some rampant duckies that were having some sort of orgy by the roadside, the poor lady duck was getting humped by a mallard and there was another mallard just standing by perving on them and presumably waiting his turn.

I have a few viewings lined up today with a guy called Ed who is a friend of Tania's from school days. That should be fun. And I still have to get the vicar to sign my passport application and pop round Bob's cos I'm feeding his cat this weekend and I need the keys. And Debbie is coming round ours tonight about the honeymoon (she seems to work crazy hours, she''s coming round at 8) and I have to get the skirting boards ready for Tuesday for the carpets. Rahhhhhhhh too much to do!!

I delegated hen weekend planning to Suzi and she's found a lovely hotel that does a day spa pass for £25, we're going to go for it. It's just outside Southampton near Hedge End.

That is all, I missed the Apprentice last night but I'm betting blondie got the chop. It's on BBC3 next Tuesday so I'll wait and see then.